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you are not your body and you do not have a soul. you have a body.

you are your soul

goldhue:

“I feel like a time traveler: June, July, August. Summer dissolves in my mouth and I can’t remember what it tasted like.”

Zoë Lianne, Erasure (via hisssi)

daddylexas:

me, with tears in my eyes: time to make a joke

someone went and made a meme of my life

someone went and made a meme of my life

klefable:

it’s me, the neediest person in the world™

hi-def-doritos:

hi-def-doritos:

charming-tothelast:

hi-def-doritos:

manasaysay:

hi-def-doritos:

A while back I heard my friend (male) insult another dude by saying, “You look like the kind of guy who wouldn’t go to Wal-Mart to buy his girlfriend a box of tampons” and I still think about that crowning insult sometimes

My dad once called another guy “someone who thinks loading the dishwasher once in a while makes him less of a man”

I like your dad already

one time my dad’s boss was giving him shit for always leaving work early so he could get home and help my mom with me when i was a newborn and his boss said “i’ve never changed a diaper in my life” really proudly and my dad responded “i’d be ashamed to ever admit i was that worthless of a husband”

oh WOW

This is by far my most popular post.

niceaf:
“Big god // Florence + the machine
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niceaf:

Big god // Florence + the machine

paniccccccccccc:

I’m fucked in my head